buttstein replied to your post: “buttstein replied to your post: Babby upd8: peanut likes to cry at…”:
you’re just calling your child a dick tbh

my child is cute and adorable and will probably end up like me so maybe

rainygalaxy18:

nothisisc8:

YOU KIDS THESE DAYS AND YER FANCY “SPRINTING” AND “MOTION CONTROLS”

WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE WE COULDN’T MAKE LINK RUN FASTER

NO, WE HAD TO ROLL ACROSS HYRULE FIELD TO MAKE IT TO KAKARIKO BY NIGHTFALL

BAREFOOT, IN THE SNOW, TAPPING THE A BUTTON REPEATEDLY FOR 10 MILES

AND WE WERE GRATEFUL

tranxio:

"average person hath borne me on his back 3 times" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person hath borne me on his back 0 times. Alas, poor Yorick, who hath borne me on his back a thousand times, was an outlier adn should not have been counted

day 6 w/ peanut child: breastfeeding enjoyable

buttstein replied to your post: Babby upd8: peanut likes to cry at nig…

is it called peanut because it’s ugly and wrinkly

your dick is ugly and wrinkly and approximately the size of a peanut so try again

Babby upd8: peanut likes to cry at night sometimes for like 20 min

peanut stop we must sleep

Girlf and peanut safely stashed in the back seat.

Shitty coffee in my cupholder.

A 30 minute drive home.

Ah yes.

tsarbucks:

i’m fluent in talking shit

Another day and then we can go home w/ our sweet summer child and I can get my hands on my guitar

My fingers are going fuckin twitchy w/o it

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