levis-shit:

Shitting by candlelight is a spiritual experience.

everyone assumes i would be the first to get a dick piercing but look at eren and his gay ass ball piercing

naughty-chekov:

no mom I don’t want a boyfriend I want a kingdom

gwydtheunusual:

This leads to so many unanswered questions…
Who left a harp outside in the winter?

Is that really an appropriate chair for a bear?

Is the bear any good?

Shouldn’t he be hibernating?

Mass Effect 2: Favorite scenes 2/?

Illium’s Skyline

[x]

the sweet sweet sound of steam summer sales in the distance

GLUTEN AND DAIRY FREE BIRTHDAY CAKE HOME MADE BY MA MORE LIKE HELL YEA H

levis-shit:

mracobdot:

i’m 24 oh god

Congrats, you’re old.

my dad is old, I’m just in the golden years.

i’m 24 oh god

i am not 24 until 5.56 pm today don’t try and tell me happy birthday before then ok bye

東京